Random TV Quote Generator

Showing posts with label Community. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Community. Show all posts

Monday 18 June 2012

Problems with my generator :(

At one point I had 50+ quotes but now that my computer is back, I have to build them back up again. This is what I have so far, if there is any that you would like to contribute then please feel free :)


Dead Like Me




  • Am I pretty? - Mason
  • That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot. - George
  • NO! And no means no! Powerful isn't it? I learned it at a PSA about date rape! - Daisy Adaire";
  • I'm going to put this politely as possible. I will fuck you up! - Roxy, Dead Like Me";
  • Who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles? - Dolores Herbig


Futurarma


  • Bite my shiney metal ass. - Bender
  • So long, jerkwads!  - Turanga Leela
  • Sweet Zombie Jesus - Professor Hubert Farnsworth
  • Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men. - Zapp Brannigan
  • What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso! - Hermes


Castle


  • Oh somebody's been watching to many Bruckhiemer Films. - Richard Castle, Castle




Community


  • Holy macaroni with pepper jack. - Shirley
  • Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof. - Dean Pelton
  • I will find a loophole..then I'll kill you - Ben Chang
  • Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her. - Troy Barnes



Tuesday 5 April 2011

Season one quotes, Community

I'm sure Jeff Winger would be mortified if he was being bunched up with Glee quotes but it's all in good fun :) Well they all have funny lines, I had to put everyone in :)

1)  Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof. Dean Pelton

2) Holy macaroni with pepper jack. Shirley

3) I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you. Ben Chang

4) Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you. Abed

5) You're more of a fun vampire. You don't suck blood, you just suck. Troy

6)  To victory, it feels unfamiliar but it tastes like chicken. Jeff

7)  I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice. Britta

8) Well guess what, handsome hobo. Your gravy train's leaving the station. Annie [to Jeff]

9) I say things others won't. That has value. Pierce