Season one quotes, Community

I'm sure Jeff Winger would be mortified if he was being bunched up with Glee quotes but it's all in good fun :) Well they all have funny lines, I had to put everyone in :)

1)  Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof. Dean Pelton

2) Holy macaroni with pepper jack. Shirley

3) I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you. Ben Chang

4) Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you. Abed

5) You're more of a fun vampire. You don't suck blood, you just suck. Troy

6)  To victory, it feels unfamiliar but it tastes like chicken. Jeff

7)  I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice. Britta

8) Well guess what, handsome hobo. Your gravy train's leaving the station. Annie [to Jeff]

9) I say things others won't. That has value. Pierce

Added something new....a random TV generator quoter!!

I had one of these on my other site but I haven't got round to doing it here  - until now, 30 quotes from Dead Like Me, Angel, Glee, Absolutely Fabulous & Futurama and soon to have more.

1.  Am I pretty? - Mason, Dead Like Me
2.  Bite my shiney metal ass.-
    Bender, Futurama
3.  Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes.
    Eddie, Absolutely Fabulous
4.  It's Thursday, which means everyone who should be in the
    weekly briefing is, um, dead.- Lilah, Angel
5.  You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. Now that's hard!.-
    Sue Sylvestor
6.  They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.-
    Kurt Hummel
7.  What's a cliche? Is that a bad thing?-
    Finn, Glee.
8.  You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!-
    Sue Sylvestor, Glee.-
9.  Dude, my bowels have better moves than you. Puck, Glee
10.  Youv'e got a little mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple.
    Emma Pilsbury, Glee.-
11. Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please
    send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.
    Rachel Berry, Glee
12. There was a time I was the biggest star around here. And now that I've  
    gotten that back, I'm never letting it go. April, Glee
13. I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned  
    production of Equus. Sandy, Glee
14. You're irritating. But don't take that personally. Artie, Glee
15. Ballad. Who knows what this word means? It's a male duck. Will talking
    to Brittney
16. Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you! Principal Figgins
17. You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at,
    right next to being married, running a high school glee club and
    finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian. Sue Sylvestor,
    Glee
18. Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? Brittany, Glee
19. Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed
    Terri, Glee
20. Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot. Shelby
    Corcoran, Glee
21  I've noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment
    really kicks in. Santana Lopez, Glee
22. You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses. Jesse
    St James, Glee
23. You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... pauses I can't
    think of a non-sexual metaphor. Dr Gregory House, House
24. I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.
    Tina, Glee
25. Should I lock the door? No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like
    Letterman.-Bryan & Sue
26. Don't make that face. Global warming is a theory. Bryan Ryan, Glee
27. Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze? Betty Rhomer, Dead Like Me
28. Bad people are punished by society's law and good people... are
    punished by Murphy's law. George Lass, Dead like Me
29. Delores Herbig, as in her-big fat ass. George Lass, Dead Like Me
30. I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes - Mason, Dead Like Me

I will be adding others like Psych, Firefly, Dr Who, Dollhouse, Life on Mars & Red Dwarf later when I have a spare day, as it's taken a little longer than I thought!!