Dead Like Me
- Am I pretty? - Mason
 - That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot. - George
 - NO! And no means no! Powerful isn't it? I learned it at a PSA about date rape! - Daisy Adaire";
 - I'm going to put this politely as possible. I will fuck you up! - Roxy, Dead Like Me";
 - Who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles? - Dolores Herbig
 
Futurarma
- Bite my shiney metal ass. - Bender
 - So long, jerkwads! - Turanga Leela
 - Sweet Zombie Jesus - Professor Hubert Farnsworth
 - Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men. - Zapp Brannigan
 - What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso! - Hermes
 
Castle
- Oh somebody's been watching to many Bruckhiemer Films. - Richard Castle, Castle
 
Community
- Holy macaroni with pepper jack. - Shirley
 - Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof. - Dean Pelton
 - I will find a loophole..then I'll kill you - Ben Chang
 - Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her. - Troy Barnes