Random TV Quote Generator

Monday, 18 June 2012

Problems with my generator :(

At one point I had 50+ quotes but now that my computer is back, I have to build them back up again. This is what I have so far, if there is any that you would like to contribute then please feel free :)

Dead Like Me

  • Am I pretty? - Mason
  • That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot. - George
  • NO! And no means no! Powerful isn't it? I learned it at a PSA about date rape! - Daisy Adaire";
  • I'm going to put this politely as possible. I will fuck you up! - Roxy, Dead Like Me";
  • Who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles? - Dolores Herbig


  • Bite my shiney metal ass. - Bender
  • So long, jerkwads!  - Turanga Leela
  • Sweet Zombie Jesus - Professor Hubert Farnsworth
  • Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men. - Zapp Brannigan
  • What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso! - Hermes


  • Oh somebody's been watching to many Bruckhiemer Films. - Richard Castle, Castle


  • Holy macaroni with pepper jack. - Shirley
  • Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof. - Dean Pelton
  • I will find a loophole..then I'll kill you - Ben Chang
  • Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her. - Troy Barnes